ricamonteezy: Cloud 9 is so high up and baby I’m afraid of falling.
wartortles: im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
just-a-skinny-boy: I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
theliahh: terraforce: This is the only post on this site I care about This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
gunblr goes Nam elesewhere
>2030 MOH ceremony
>current president awards the action of SPC. F**** for his actions in an undisclosed location in the world
>saved 5 of his fellow soldiers and Rangers from a prison camp
>unarmed and killed several of his captors
>when asked how he managed to kill his captors and save his fellow brothers in arms, and how he did it unarmed
>"one told me to get to my knees...he got within range...and i dove in and dug my face into his groin..."
>media and audience jaws drop
>president and higher ups jaws drop
>SFC T*** and fellow soldiers just nod
>"...and bit his penis off...sir."
>cameras rolling and america goes into hysteria